Quotes

Quotes collected over time

The internet makes pathetic people superficially ballsy

What is it about internet anonymity that makes people so overtly rude and arrogant?

Cereal, what happened to you?

Remember eating cereal growing up? I mean, you probably still eat it now as an adult. I sure as hell do, in fact I have 7 different boxes of cereal in my pantry right now (can you tell I love cereal?). It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s delicious, but remember when it used to be fun too?

Picking a Halloween costume, what a dilemma!

It’s that time of year again! I love Halloween, I’m pretty sure it’s my favorite holiday. I usually spend all year picking out the perfect costume, but not this year. I’m not sure what happened, but I guess with all the drama this year I just forgot about it. So here I am October 8th and costumeless. I do have a list narrowed down though, so I’ll post them here and go through the pro’s and cons of each. Here we go…

Analysis for The Incredulous Paradise

Well my dad asked me to write out an analysis for my poem, so, here it is.

The Incredulous Paradise

I used to write poems all the time, but for the past year or so I just haven’t been inspired. Last night Chase told me I should start writing again, so today I decided to finish one that I had started a couple months ago.

Attack of the Blob(s): Gym Edition!

I had been at the gym and on the elliptical for 5 minutes when in walked two girls. They were both overweight, and very loud. The moment they walked into the gym the taller of the two said (at a not so subtle volume), “Oh! Great! There’s an anorexic girl on the elliptical!”.

My light in the darkness

My last post was about all the shit I have gone through in the past 3 months (although it was scaled down A LOT) so now I’m going to introduce the two things that are going perfectly in my life. Chase and Monster.

Tough as nails

So much has happened in the past few months, I feel I just need to write everything down so I can put it all into perspective.

Header

The painting in my header… yeah, I did that.